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    A man walks up to the desk of a library and says, "Gimme a beer."

    The librarian says, "Sir, this is a library."

    The man says, "Oh! Sorry! Gimme a beer."

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    OK, I'll play...

    A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer, downs it, then asks for the check. The bartender says, "For you, there's no charge."
    In honor of Félicette, the first cat in space!

    2018 Dark Grey Crosstrek Limited "Véronique", w/EyeSight, Nav, etc. (Packages #3 & #23) HU firmware Rel_U0.18.43.20

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    Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

    He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there was a dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by derf View Post
    Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

    He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there was a dog.
    Ha, ha, that's always been one of my favorites.

    So, the neutron's buddy, an proton walked into the same bar and asked for a pint of whiskey. A pint? Are you sure, said the bartender. The proton replied, Yep, I'm positive!
    In honor of Félicette, the first cat in space!

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    What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, you barium!

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    What do you rub on the back of a sick pig?


    Oinkment.


    Jake

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    A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

    The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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